Man have I missed this show.
Yamir and Yoko, oops I mean Chelsea. That manager was spitting nothing but facts. I don't think either is thinking and I really don't think Chelsea is being manipulative. I just think they are both young, dumb and full of .... baby batter to put it delicately. I have to admit that my spoiled, fat, lazy American ass was stuck on the no hot running water thing. So even the Justin Bieber of Nicaragua wouldn't haven't have access to hot running water?
Mr Betty White with his Golden Girls? What the Wholy Fuck is that about?
Thank you for being a friend
travel down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
Brett's best friend from work could've doubled for Dorothy Zbornak.
Brett's fiancee Daya is an absolute pill. If her greeting him at the airport is any indication that man is in for a world of hurt. Upon first seeing him at the airport she doesn't run into his arms, embrace, kiss him, she doesn't even smile. He embraces her. She doesn't even return his hug or kiss him on the check. The first words out of her mouth are "my bags are over there." Shit, he might as well having been holding a sign saying pickup service for Daya & wearing a limo driver's uniform for all the affection she just showed the man she arrived in the country to marry and presumably hasn't seen in months. Not only that but the flowers weren't the promised roses so her ass was funky about that too. Brett's nervous donkey bray of a laugh was a mess but he just seemed obviously nervous and perhaps embarrassed. Ms. Zbornak may have a point about this chick. Next week she wants an appraisal of her ring. LOL!!! Run Brett, run.
I got the distinct impression that his galpal roomies were partners in life. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
If Brett is in for a world of hurt, Danielle is in for a whole universe of it. I am finding her a little hard to watch. I enjoy a good train wreck with the best of them. However, there is that moment when the camera zooms into the wreckage and you catch a glimpse of any empty blood stained baby stroller and you just have to look away. I fear that Danielle maybe that for me. She brings out all the feels in me. I am mad at a grown ass woman bringing some man she barely knows into her home with her teenage daughters. Not only that she admits that as person who works with the mentally handicapped she doesn't make a lot of money and having 3 teenage girls is expensive, yet not only does she send money and a plan ticket (not to mention on the trip she had to take to go meet him) to some dude barely out of his teens in Tunisia but brings him into the US where he will be another dependent and further stretch whatever meager income she makes. Come on!! Yet for some reason or other she tugs on my sympathy string because she doesn't seem quite right to me. Mohammad finds her looks perfectly 'acceptable.' Isn't that how every potential bride longs to be described by her prospective fiance?
NOT A BALDWIN, just seemed to get grosser and grosser as the episode progressed. It all took a turn for the worst around the bedroom scene. Hey why don't you hop on the bed. Ready for bed. Let's get naked. There were some guttural noises in there too. After the sex, the next morning it was here are a sink full of a week's worth of dirty dishes. In here, you will find the washer/dryer, mop, vacuum. I'll just be in here watching sports - you are my kitchen goddess. His fiancee seemed cool though but probably not for long. She gave him quite the look when he called her a kitchen queen. Also, WTH happened to the pancakes he promised to make? He just sat his ass down on the couch. I do find it interesting that both the Colombian women featured on this show so far haven't met their mates via online. Both men happened to be in the country on vacation.
So my vote for obvious visa and gold diggers are Daya and Mohammad.
Edited October 20, 2014 by islandgal140ncG1vNJzZmien6fCrr%2BNqamipZWptq6x0WeaqKVfqbyxtcJoaG1xZmx6tLHArKanZWJisaq%2Fwq6qrKGfo3w%3D